The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this
and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam
same. i still think peanut butter and jam is pretty gross though
Same, to both. To be honest, I just hate anything involving peanut butter though :-p
i’m british i’m allowed to hate everything
I swear on my life that a few nights ago the “top story” on my local news station was ‘a man who has been followed around by a duck named Boris for over a year’.
I have never felt more proud to be British…
Technicolour Teacup: This probably sounds stupid, but I really want to learn how to sew and... →
This probably sounds stupid, but I really want to learn how to sew and make clothes and stuff… but I freak out whenever I try and use a sewing machine. As soon I press the pedal, and it starts moving, I just panic.
I blame school, to be honest (I blame school for many things :-p ). When we did…
i had some fears when i started sewing about 10 years ago. the way to over come this fear is confidence. just take scraps and run them through the machine, it doesn’t even need to be threaded. the machine will naturally pull the fabric in so there is no need to keep your hands very close to the needle.
if you do need to keep your hands close the foot/needle,whether to guide fabric or hold it in place, keep hands after about a 45 degree angle to the foot, give yourself about an inch room on either side. don’t be afraid to use plenty of pins and to stop the machine when removing them.
also, treat your sewing machine like anyother tool. keep it tuned, don’t push it to hard, and pay attention when you are using it and the machine will not hurt you. you are control of it. the machine only does what you make it do.
Thanks for the advice :)


